What did the appendix say to the kidney?
"The doctor is taking me out tonight!"
haha. Max saw this joke on toontown.
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All Have Sinned:
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God. Romans 3:23
Isaiah 53:6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to his own way; and the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6
Witnessing:
Romans 1:16 I am not ashamed of the Gospel because it is the power of God for the salvation for everyone who believes: first for the Jew, then for the Gentile. Romans 1:16
Matthew 4:19 "Come, follow me", Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."
Fellowship:
Hebrews 10:24-25 And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds.Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another-and all the more as you see the Day approaching. Hebrews 10:24-25
Matthew 18:20 For where two or three come together in my name, there I am with them. Matthew 18:20
Prayer:
Phillipians 4:6-7 Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Phillipians 4:6-7
John 15:7 If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you. John 15:7
The Word:
Joshua 1:8 Do not let this Book of Law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everthing written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. Joshua 1:8
2 Timothy 3:16-17 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correction, and training in righteousness, so the man of God will be thoroughly equipped for every good work. 2 Timothy 3:16-17
Obedience to Christ:
John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father and I, too, will love him and show myself to him. John 14:21
Romans 12:1 Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God- this is your spiritual act of worship. Romans 12:1
Christ the Center:
Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God who loved me and gave Himself for me. Galations 2:20
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come! 2 Corinthians 5:17
All Have Sinned:
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God. Romans 3:23
Isaiah 53:6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to his own way; and the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6
Witnessing:
Romans 1:16 I am not ashamed of the Gospel because it is the power of God for the salvation for everyone who believes: first for the Jew, then for the Gentile. Romans 1:16
Matthew 4:19 "Come, follow me", Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."
Fellowship:
Hebrews 10:24-25 And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds.Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another-and all the more as you see the Day approaching. Hebrews 10:24-25
Matthew 18:20 For where two or three come together in my name, there I am with them. Matthew 18:20
Prayer:
Phillipians 4:6-7 Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Phillipians 4:6-7
John 15:7 If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you. John 15:7
The Word:
Joshua 1:8 Do not let this Book of Law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everthing written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. Joshua 1:8
2 Timothy 3:16-17 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correction, and training in righteousness, so the man of God will be thoroughly equipped for every good work. 2 Timothy 3:16-17
Obedience to Christ:
John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father and I, too, will love him and show myself to him. John 14:21
Romans 12:1 Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God- this is your spiritual act of worship. Romans 12:1
Christ the Center:
Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God who loved me and gave Himself for me. Galations 2:20
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come! 2 Corinthians 5:17
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how fitting
ha
classic
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